You owe her a apology and a phone.
You have a bad attitude you know!
Things are tough out there and you should be thinking as a caring person that your parents can look to for cooperation.
If she's not, then at least she has WAYYYY too much time on her hands. If she thinks she's making some sort of impression on the gay community beyond making us think she's a seriously screwed up individual, she really needs to get a better hobby.
But yeah, my first impression was troll...