You owe her a apology and a phone.
You have a bad attitude you know!
Things are tough out there and you should be thinking as a caring person that your parents can look to for cooperation.
If she's not, then at least she has WAYYYY too much time on her hands. If she thinks she's making some sort of impression on the gay community beyond making us think she's a seriously screwed up individual, she really needs to get a better hobby.
But yeah, my first impression was troll...
Animal services are stretched too thin to do that.
Try getting some cheese like pizza cheese or goats cheese is better and cut it up in the size of crumbs no bigger than a pencil eracer.
mash it up mix with goats milk and serve lightly warm.
RTegular milk or halk and half if you have to.
But...