What is the jelly that has come out of my bottom!?

emailepalmer

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Dec 24, 2008
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i was about to drop a deuce when actually it was just a false alarm, i farted and proceeded to be on my way when i noticed some "stuff" in the toilet. i extracted said "stuff" and began to examine it(dont worry i used gloves and little sisters medicine shot glass thing) it was clear in color and had the consistency of snot or mucus. "WTF!?" I exclamed!!!
it also seemed to have cloudy patches within it (Semen?) idk much about the male anatomy but could it be i have some leakage happening with my junk? or is this the work of the Snoozing Sodomizer!
i know i am going about this in a laughing matter, BUT THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER! i must find out where this bum ooze came from!
 
It's probably lining or fat from your colon. Most people have this but don't see it because it is usually in the poop. At least you don't have a swollen colon!!
 
its probably mucus since the walls of the small intestine is lined with mucus idk thoudh im just guessin
 
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