I will pick best answer if you can make me laugh...

yo momma so fat, her car is made of spandex.......lol
 
yo mamma is so stupid when u said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.
 
yo mammas arm pits are so harry it looks like she has Don King in a head lockyour mammas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
 
your mama is so skinny that if they painted a red strip up her middle, she would look like a thermometer!
 
Your momma's so fat that when she went to the zoo, the zookeeper accidentally locked her with the elephants.
 
You mamma is so fat.. she sat on a quater and made a booger pop out of Washington's nose.
 
yo mamma is fat she sat on a rainbow and invented skittles
 
yo momma's butt is so big that when she sits down, she gets taller!
 
Your mother is so old she is dead and I had sex with her.
 
Yo mamma's hair is so greasy, you can fry chicken in it!Yo mamma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car!Yo mamma's so old, that when she passes gas, it's just dust!
 
Yo mamma IS a joke! She a disgrace! ought to be 'shamed o' herself! No good, no how, no way not at all.
 
yo mammas so fat when she sits around the house she sits "around" the house.
 
Yo mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican telephone company.Yo mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone.
 
yo mama so stupid she went to a clippers game looking for a haircut
 
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