Work place pranks

[DanaK]

im currently involved in a war with a few of my buddys at work. i need a few good pranks to pull on them. im currently working on obtaining the combinations to their lockers and i need some good things to do whilst in them.

things im already going to do:
plastering the insides with porn (or gay porn ( or gay porn with their faces shopped in ) )
Placing packing popcorn inside it.

or perhaps both at the same time.

ideas? suggestions? flame suit?

edit: i work at home depot so anything done to the aprons has to be appropriate

 

[Kayleighlxo]

What kind of work place?

 

[koalecc]

home depot

 

[mad_mike_j]

If it was an office setting, I would've had a few good ones.

 

[lilroy]

These are more Office Dares but some of them could be used in other work environments


One Point Dares


1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.


2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.


3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".


4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.


5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.


6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.


7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."


8. Don't use any punctuation.


9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
sigh.


10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.


Three Point Dares


1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.


2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle.


3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.


4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.


5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.


6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit,
it's happened again!". Then do it again.


7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then
wink and pout.


8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
p*rnography web sites.


Five Point Dares


1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).


2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.


3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".


4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".


5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.


6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.


7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"


8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"


9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."


10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash
each biscuit with your fist.


11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.


12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.


13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.


14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a swastika.


15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll
see you tonight".

 

[gus_nv]

Liquid ass.

 

[Kimber]

lol BTLS

 

[imavirgo85]

Good luck not getting a sexual harassment complaint if you do put porn in his locker.

 

[fubar]

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

 

[Tommy]

Fuck little pranks, go all out with a nail gun battle royale.

 

[dearmeohmy]

Just poop everywhere

 

[yasser_sandookah]

In today's work place, who'd even be dumb enough to play a prank? Even a small prank, seen by any of these off the wall nuts will get you fired. It doesn't matter if you and your friend were having fun, if anyone is offened by it, that gives them grounds to fire you. Many places have adopted the "zero tolerance law" which doesn't give you any strikes or warnings.

 

[HaleyC]

i shot a co-worker, it was fucking funny

 

[RamoneC]

laqure thinner on the chair

 

[msemindi]

take dump in hand.


give his locker new wallpaper with it. simple as that

 

[Paralyzer]

stay away from porn/racism, although you may see them as funny, as well as your friends. Shit like that can and will get you fired.

Best thing to do in a siltation like that is to have a friend come in and stand in as a completely unreasonable customer that just wants to fight with them. They'll get so pissed... trust me.

 

[optimistic_singh]

Shit on the coats.

 

[CojonesdelToro]

Good man.

 

[CountryBoyRaptor700]

Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

 

[jackie]

Shoot him in the face for extra lulz