Why is it that conspiracy theorists never go out in public to baseball games?

[SpongelTedScotchlPants]

They like little dark places.

 

[THOMASB]

Because they think George Bush will crash an airplane into the stadium. Or Cheney might show up in a space ship and let aliens probe them.

 

[Herb]

I wouldn't know, I never went to a baseball game to look for conspiracy theorists.