Ooooh, oooh... I mean YAAAAAAARRRR!!!
Can I be a pirate too? I grew up on the coast of a great pirate nation and at the age of 4 went to the local fancy dress parade as a pirate, complete with eye patch and placard saying 'Let women rule the waves!'
And I can swear to make a trooper blush
Am also in favour of part time moonlighting as concubine to Capt Jack Sparrow *sigh*
Yo ho ho and and a bottle of Bacardi!
Ummm...I think every good pirate ship needs a cook - I do great BBQ and cookies (what else do pirates need?) Besides, Pippin won't go anywhere without me!
Any lassie worth her salt can cut rum with water! Grog - pshaw! On Captina Kickchick's vessel they'll be no watered rum! Arrrrrrrrrr! (methinks RR is a infiltrator who is trying to cause trouble with his wussy cut rum!)
Yes, we're an equal opportunity bunch of pirates. However, if any memos or sticky notes are sent, we reserve the right to keelhaul you, its in the handbook I think.