Which religion is the real true word of the creator of the universe? please help?

[Nomi]

who is the real creator god of the universe...many religions mention of their own..but one must be true...
only select from the two following options.

1.Flying spaghetti monster.
2. invisible pink unicorn.

please tell me who is the real creator of these two.....if you think its not one of these two then you need help and please don't answer.

 

[RIPxESPNxCOMMENTS]

I'm gonna go with 2 because 1 has been overused. Plus, it kinda hurts to go number 1, right now, due to excessive masturbation.