what woud you do if someone insulted you?

[SpikeCandy]

i wast just wondering what woud you do if someone called you a "bad name" or ofended you what woud be your response and how woud you react?btw i usually dont really care that much but it doesnt happen much

 

[RhenySolce]

Either laugh it off, ignore it, or report it to a MAP Moderator (even in RL!).

 

[suggestuse]

Slap them round the face with my glove, demand satisfaction at dawn and gather my seconds (Mitch and Simon S) for a dual on the morrow.

 

[Lucky_Lexa]

I would go all Chuck Norris and kick them in the face.

 

[malmsteenrulez]

PASmith faces them squarely and with honour, I fill a sock with pound coins and sneak round behind them...

Mitch

 

[JustAmanda]

I would kill myself.

Then, when my tainted spirit reaches its final destination, i will usurp the master of that dark place. From my throne i will lash together a machine of blood and bone, and fueled by my hatred this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and mine.
As my dark work begins you will hear a thousand voices screaming as from a great distance. As i slip through the gaping maw of nothing, you will catch a glimpse of my glorious new form before you are incinerated.

I will open one of my six mouths and sing the song that ends the Earth.

 

[tropicballoon56]

Empty a bucket full of raw sewage over them,kick them in the groin,spit at them and then walk off and forget about it.

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

I wouldn't care. The only people that are offended by insults are those who are afraid they might be true.

 

[CatB]

Stick my finger in their ear. People hate that.

 

[KellyG]

respond with a "Your mum.." insult

 

[JoMamat]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!

 

[AustinK]

I work at a school full of urban special needs kids, so I get insulted on a regular basis. I am developing very thick skin.

 

[crazyd1289]

Respond with a "your face" nonsensical reply.

or

Thank them for their opinion.

 

[bluebubble39]

cant insult you if they dead,just -I really should learn how to spell properly at some stage- sayan wait wut?

 

[curiousteen]

"Pleased to meet you!"

"I know you are, but what about me?"

One of these days, I'd like a chance to quote David Gemmell at somebody:

 

[carsya]

You mean like alfredo, or barnaby? I hate those names...

 

[Deanie]

I would say:

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

 

[lorraine12937]

Call in MAPs female members and let hem lay waste to those who oppose me.

 

[jesskarules]

Generally the urge to retaliate stems from a lack confidence (not confidence in you ability to hand down a beat down but self worth).

 

[JMD]

Laugh at them , like i do online trolls