What religions are people not allowed to have sex?

Christianity is the only faith that I know of which discourages marriage because it interferes with our service to God as these verses explain:

1 Corinthians 7:32-35
32 But I want you to be without care. He who is unmarried cares for the things of the Lord, how he may please the Lord. 33 But HE WHO IS MARRIED CARES ABOUT THE THINGS OF THE WORLD,how he may please his wife. 34 There is a difference between a wife and a virgin.THE UNMARRIED WOMAN CARES ABOUT THE THINGS OF THE LORD, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit. But she who is married cares about the things of the world,how she may please her husband. 35 And this I say for your own profit, not that I may put a leash on you, but for what is proper, and that you may SERVE THE LORD WITHOUT DISTRACTION.:applause:
 
The religion that you can have sex is called Vengeyism, which is the belief of sex and porn being the almighty sword of Michael, and god is Paris Hilton and each and every night Paris and Michael have sex in a coffee shop which causes the thunder and rumbling of an electrical storm, it gets so hot in there that their sexual parts turn metallic which gives off electrons sending bursts of lightning to the earth.
 
Shakers, also known as The United Society of Believers in Christ’s Second Appearing.

About the only new members they got were orphans they adopted, but in the 1960's new laws stopped most of that. Now there are only a few Shakers left in the world.
 
Definitely the Abraham religions. It's weird. No sex before marriage, but then you can populate like rabbits afterwards. I don't get it.
 
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