I found the site assparade on my dad's history once and I fapped to it for a while and one day my mom caught me so I blamed it on my dad. She bought it and I didn't get in any trouble. They ain't too smart. The conversation went like this.
Mom: what the hell are you watching!!!!!( my pants weren't down yet)
Me: I found it on dad's history I don't know what it is.
Mom: turn this on I want to know what this is.
Me: ( opens a video)
Mom: oh my god! Don't look at this.
Me: ok
Mom: ( phones dad) I found out that you're looking at porn. You're in trouble.
Me: (chuckles) Well. I'm going to school.
Mom: what the hell are you watching!!!!!( my pants weren't down yet)
Me: I found it on dad's history I don't know what it is.
Mom: turn this on I want to know what this is.
Me: ( opens a video)
Mom: oh my god! Don't look at this.
Me: ok
Mom: ( phones dad) I found out that you're looking at porn. You're in trouble.
Me: (chuckles) Well. I'm going to school.