Useful techniques to make wife stop complaining?

[MarkS1]

Hi, my wife is being a real bitch lately and I was just wondering if anyone knew some techniques I could use to make her shut up. I've already tried hitting her and yelling at her, but she just keeps going on! Thanks

 

[Unregistered]

Poison?

 

[marcus]

Stick "it," in her mouth.

 

[Hyacinth]

It would seem you are just pulling our legs, and you are not even married or have a wife.
Sorry but I do not answer troll posts.

 

[Matt]

i've heard that tying a wife to a leash works pretty well...

 

[j_ideozu]

Wow. I'm surprised she hasn't filed for a divorce yet. Try DOING WHAT SHE SAYS. THE ONLY REASON SHE'S COMPLAING IS YOUR NOT LISTENING. OPEN YOUR EARS! STOP IGNORING HER AND HITTING HER!? THAT'S JUST WRONG. SOMEBODY SHOULD REALLY HIT YOU FOR A CHANGE.

 

[abcdefghi]

You tried hitting her! No wonder she's complaining, you wife beater.

 

[Elsie]

this person sounds like an internet troll.

 

[GoodOL'Cotton]

dam beating her didnt work LOL
get more hours at your job and bring home some extra money she will like that