jayz_tier02
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Bodybuilder Translation - Daniel Evans
* "I'm a bodybuilder": I'm not a bodybuilder.
* "I eat loads": I eat like a bird.
* "I'm a "hardgainer"; I'm lazy and I eat like a bird.
* "I only have 10lb dumbbells": I've got no intention of training properly.
* "My friend Darren done it and he's huge": My friend is juicing on the sly and I wasn't invited.
* "I've got a friend who's wondering.."; I want to juice.
* "This is what my diet will look like:" This is my monotonous eating plan which I'll follow for 2 days.
* "I'm cutting next month, then bulking next month, then cutting.."; I'm never going to grow.
* "My chest is unbalanced": I'd rather lie on a bench instead of doing something more physically productive.
* "My biceps are X inches"; I can magically discount my triceps from an upper arm measurement.
* "Monday: Arms, Wednesday: Back..."; I'm splitting down my anatomy and training each part in accordance with the revolution of the Earth.
* "There was a guy in our gym today..."; I love it when an inexperienced person walks in. It makes me feel like Ronnie.
* "My football coach said..."; I've got some egotistical, opinionated, alpha male intimidating me, jeopardizing any chance of me ever training properly...
* "I want to gain weight but keep my abs": I don't want to gain weight.
* "EZ Bar Curls:"; I'd sooner fit in with the crowd and use a pointless, faddy bent bar than place a small amount of much needed stress on my skinny wrists.
* "I squat to parallel": I quarter squat.
* "This supplement really works:" I've witnessed My First Caffeine Buzz (TM).
* "Ronnie does....": I have no idea about genetics, CNS conditioning or anabolic steroids.
* "Which "stack" is the best for mass?": I'm looking for the Magic Bean (TM).
* "When is it best to take / eat.." I'm looking for the Magic Time (TM).
* "I'm "hitting from all angles": I'm scared incase I miss the Magic Exercise (TM) so I'll just do everything.
* "Look at Arnie smoking a joint!": I'm showing you a video / picture everyone in the world has seen. I'm a new "bodybuilder".
* "I'm training for "mass": I've discovered a cool new word for "muscle". I shall use it often.
* "I need to "switch up" my routine": I've tried a routine for 2 weeks and I still don't look like Ronnie...
* "Chicks prefer..": I want to look like Justin Bieber.
* "When I'm doing Preacher Curls...": I fail to see the stupidity of sitting down on a huge piece of equipment to do an angled concentration curl.
* "I hate it when people curl in the Power Rack": I chose a **** gym. It's my fault but I'll just continue to complain. All the cool kids complain about it and I wasn't going to squat anyways...
* "I need a friend to spot": I'm using the wrong equipment and performing less important movements with a weight I clearly can't handle.
* "Whatever my mom makes me"; Despite the vagueness this is my only wholesome, half nutritious meal I'll eat all day.
* "Couldn't do legs today.."; Those power rack curlers were conveniently in my **** gym again today...
* "I'm JACKED": I need to hide my skinny ass hide behind an Arnie avatar.
* "You're JACKED:" I'm a Jackass.
* "It's all you bro": There's a girls meeting at Bench Press HQ.
* "Feel the BURN": I need to be set on fire.
* "I'm a bodybuilder": I'm not a bodybuilder.
* "I eat loads": I eat like a bird.
* "I'm a "hardgainer"; I'm lazy and I eat like a bird.
* "I only have 10lb dumbbells": I've got no intention of training properly.
* "My friend Darren done it and he's huge": My friend is juicing on the sly and I wasn't invited.
* "I've got a friend who's wondering.."; I want to juice.
* "This is what my diet will look like:" This is my monotonous eating plan which I'll follow for 2 days.
* "I'm cutting next month, then bulking next month, then cutting.."; I'm never going to grow.
* "My chest is unbalanced": I'd rather lie on a bench instead of doing something more physically productive.
* "My biceps are X inches"; I can magically discount my triceps from an upper arm measurement.
* "Monday: Arms, Wednesday: Back..."; I'm splitting down my anatomy and training each part in accordance with the revolution of the Earth.
* "There was a guy in our gym today..."; I love it when an inexperienced person walks in. It makes me feel like Ronnie.
* "My football coach said..."; I've got some egotistical, opinionated, alpha male intimidating me, jeopardizing any chance of me ever training properly...
* "I want to gain weight but keep my abs": I don't want to gain weight.
* "EZ Bar Curls:"; I'd sooner fit in with the crowd and use a pointless, faddy bent bar than place a small amount of much needed stress on my skinny wrists.
* "I squat to parallel": I quarter squat.
* "This supplement really works:" I've witnessed My First Caffeine Buzz (TM).
* "Ronnie does....": I have no idea about genetics, CNS conditioning or anabolic steroids.
* "Which "stack" is the best for mass?": I'm looking for the Magic Bean (TM).
* "When is it best to take / eat.." I'm looking for the Magic Time (TM).
* "I'm "hitting from all angles": I'm scared incase I miss the Magic Exercise (TM) so I'll just do everything.
* "Look at Arnie smoking a joint!": I'm showing you a video / picture everyone in the world has seen. I'm a new "bodybuilder".
* "I'm training for "mass": I've discovered a cool new word for "muscle". I shall use it often.
* "I need to "switch up" my routine": I've tried a routine for 2 weeks and I still don't look like Ronnie...
* "Chicks prefer..": I want to look like Justin Bieber.
* "When I'm doing Preacher Curls...": I fail to see the stupidity of sitting down on a huge piece of equipment to do an angled concentration curl.
* "I hate it when people curl in the Power Rack": I chose a **** gym. It's my fault but I'll just continue to complain. All the cool kids complain about it and I wasn't going to squat anyways...
* "I need a friend to spot": I'm using the wrong equipment and performing less important movements with a weight I clearly can't handle.
* "Whatever my mom makes me"; Despite the vagueness this is my only wholesome, half nutritious meal I'll eat all day.
* "Couldn't do legs today.."; Those power rack curlers were conveniently in my **** gym again today...
* "I'm JACKED": I need to hide my skinny ass hide behind an Arnie avatar.
* "You're JACKED:" I'm a Jackass.
* "It's all you bro": There's a girls meeting at Bench Press HQ.
* "Feel the BURN": I need to be set on fire.