To do my part to fight global warming, how can I fuel my Hummer H2 with

[SciurusReprobatia]

carbon-neutral bald eagle matter?
Yack, I mean the parts that are left over after I'm done grilling.

 

[rmdouglas27]

convert it to Diesel and use Diesel fuel derived from turkey waste.

 

[Puddles]

ouch.