The personality disorder test

[heathe]

The Darkside is more fun.........


The 'norms' get presents at Christmas we get kittens.........




















on November 5

 

[LarinaS]

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

 

[Cocopied]

after taking the test i was told to check and see if i still had a pulse

low on everything except for HISTIONIC=moderate

 

[vida]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

 

[jimmy2010ca]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

er....
Yikes


That said ... at least I'm not Schozotypal or borderline.

I think I'm pretty normal!

 

[ElMagnificoS]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

Hmmmm.
Apologise for being dumb, but what is schizoid?

EDIT-looked at the definition. I think it mixed me up with avoidant, as there's certain characteristics which definately don't match me.

 

[DanielleRobittaille]

There is an explanation on the site:

"People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. Unlike avoidants, schizoids genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived by others as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners.""

 

[Reinalchan]

was editing as you were posting.

 

[bubblyriecei]

I'm starting to worry about some MAP members....

 

[MandyN]

Disorder Rating Information Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

 

[XiongPaoM]

Good one you now have no excuse for boozing I got moderate Schizotypal (but the questions were loaded) and high histroic but you all know I can be a drama queen.

 

[kelsey4ever11]

I freely admit my reasons for my alcoholism and know why I do, thus I accept and don't hide from it and it's not such a personality problem.

 

[STOPCHILDABUSE]

Hello, and thank you for joining MAP.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.

If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.

If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8.

If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.

If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.

If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.

If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you.

If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

 

[Liza_87]

lol!

 

[driftking]

Lol!

 

[tayw69]

I got Low on everything. So if I'm not paranoid then they really is out to get me

Bastards!

 

[curtmoe2]

I was kidding, only you can decide when you are ready to change yourself or if you want to.

 

[aaakid90]

oh dear, duck and cover...

 

[AKSHAYNAMBIAR]

or Duck and Orange...

 

[wd21]

No need for that, it's all good.