The Jail Thread

[bittsen2000]

I've been arrested and indicted, but never convicted.

 

[Romeo]

You're all criminals.

 

[Tokiolover]

i'm probably going sometime in the next 10 years

 

[Ramsi]

I think you meant to say that the first 2, and the fourth word were right.

 

[rubberlips]

To the guy who said "I bet Mcdonalds is proud to have you as a worker" or something like that, please PM me how much you made last year and I will PM you how much I made and then we'll see who "fails at life".

And whoever said Lindsay FTL, your damn right, but Lindsay was like an F'ing resort compared to Joyceville Pen, I woke up everymorning in Joyceville and thanked my lucky stars I didnt get killed the day before.

I got shanked 4 times in my stay at Joyceville and beaten pretty bad on numerious ocasions.

 

[Aadel]

I have no idea why I did not go to jail last night.

 

[ironwork92000]

What did you do.

The guy across the street from me was arrested last night, weed plants soon followed him out the front door.

All I herd was a chopper, a door being kicked in and screaming, then I glance out my front window and see him+three of his "workers" being draged out in cuffs by soldier cops, looks like I need to find another dealer.

 

[Croney]

4 years is pretty rough. How did you manage? When did you get out?

 

[e4dwayne]

Drunk driving a car that wasn't mine with no insurance and a broken speedometer during the hottest fucking night I've seen. Damn near every other car was a cop. God damn I do some stupid shit.

 

[stevemcc1972]

Im guessing ontario seeing how thats where Joyceville is.

 

[shuddy]

your avvy mezmerizes me.

and im staying away from dropping the soap, kthx.

 

[karadelaney]

bamf

 

[T&A]

I was detained once, but have never been to jail.

 

[RetiredBedWeter]

:crash:

 

[crazycatlady]

Jail? Yes
Prison? No

I cleaned up my act.

 

[GEMEAUX]

Bwhahaha. Fucking creamed my pants when I read that.

 

[mithilpoondla]

I killed a man, but got off with probation :tup:

 

[ALKaholic]

I'm jail free

 

[michael_kleman2003]

served a month in dupage county before being bonded out to be sent to rehab. if i fuck up probation, anywhere from 1-8 years.

EDIT: charge was DUI, possession of cocaine (class 4 felony), 4 pieces of paraphernalia, possession of cannabis. he overlooked the deadly weapon (knife).

 

[Jaxbot]

11 years ago I got out.

How did I manage, Joyceville was tough as shit, I managed by reading a crap load and packing a toothbrush shiv where ever I went. Also, I never (well, after about the first week I never) pissed off the guards. Screw with them, they murder your balls with billy clubs every chance they get.

One guy on my third year killed a guard and is now serving 2 back 2 back life sentences in Kingston.



Some where in ONT.