If a blonde and a red head are falling off a building who lands first?
The red head- the blonde has to stop and ask for directions
I do not know much about politics so I do not know if this is offincive or not, but I thought the idea was funny.
George Washington, Abriham Lincoln, Bill Carter, and Geroge Bush are on a plane. George Washington says I am going to make some one happy then throws a dollar out the window. Abriham Lincoln says I will make five people happy then throws five dollars out the window. Bill Carter says I will make 500 people happy then throws 500 dollars out the window. George Bush says I am going to make every one happy then takes Bill Carter and throws him out the window.
there were a blonde a red head and a burnett. they were going to the dessert. they could only bring one thing. the red head brought a electric fan the burnett brong water and the blonde brong a car door. so the burnett asked the blonde "why did you bring a car door?" and the blonde says "because if it gets hot i'll roll down the window"
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Did you know?
When you snap your fingers,
the sound is created from your
middle finger hitting your palm
– not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
also give me a good riddle