Strange Ebay thread

[eLmOsFaN]

Ok, I just wanted to start an ebay thread of strange stuff sold or being sold on ebay. Like this little gem I found of a Dead Mermaid already sold on ebay:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=020&item=300006962914&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

I know it's not real, but whatever.

Heres a picture from the link:

 

[CalvinC]

i wonder if the person who won that like cut it open to make sure it was real? Looks to be made of paper machette though

 

[SeamusB]

those teeth are gonna give me nightmares...

 

[Hanni]

Those look like hamster teeth, maybe it's a mummified hamster in paper machet...

 

[Singingstars44]

awww, i want a hamster that big, it'd be sooo cute, i'd probably end up calling him godzilla

 

[EdmundeM]

hehee how do you know that thing is big? It's just a close up photo...Or rabbit teeth hahaa

 

[mechassault23]

you're kidding, judgin by the teeth it's too adorable to be a rabbit XD

And the size is determined by the length of the grass, unless that's fake as well

 

[mrs]

lol well then who's teeth could those possibly be?? I'm sooo enraptured by them!

 

[BikerChick]

well, i'd say they're mine but then i wouldn't have to keep myself from them piking my keyboard, so that couldn't be it. But maybe some 80 foot bat?

 

[yoran]

That.... is horrifying...


... *cries*

 

[bigbear]

The winning bid was $1550. That's quite a bit for a dead MONSTER!

 

[foxy85]

I still can't get past it's teeth....it's like a train wreck, I don't want to see but I just can't look away!

 

[RlDawg]

i shudder at the thought that maybe some very desperate person bought it since it was the most human looking figure they could come across, if you catch my drift XD

 

[DraconisMax]

Do they have mermaid dentists? Because I think this mermaid needs to see one!

 

[intencexbeauty]

Hmmm, odd pattern on the "skin" , looks like a chicken wire frame with plaster of paris to me! It is horrific though, it's a powerful image alright!
Would like to know what kind of person has bought it!!!

 

[Bartoni]

Probably Yama Tombo, and he just didnt' dare say.

 

[northern]

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[MrLindsayLohan]

I'd buy it .... but not at THAT price!

I'd make my own before I'd pay that.

 

[mohammeda]

I would ...... but my mrs wouldn't!


I'd put it in my study, it'd look class!

 

[tfv4mizzou]

I can imagine the scene - "Hello the wife, look what I have bought from that Ebay, let's put it in the conservatory."
The wife replies: