Sofality!

[LordHamRelinquish]

There is a lesson to be learned from this: Sofa beds- natures godless killing machines that you sit on.

 

[KenneththeMenace]

Maybe it had a bear-skin comforter on it. :dodgy:

 

[HeyGuy415]

Isn't there a movie about killer sofas? If not, there should be.

 

[jsbarner]

Im thinking it may have snapped his neck, down under the "mattress" i use the term loosely, there are a pile of metal bars and supports, if his head went between two of them as he tipped forward, the things usually have a spring assisted return as well, in conjunction with the force of his wifes ninja skills ....

 

[rezzy]

In Russia, if it is under 5 hours or horrid pain, it's an instant death.

Crazy Russian.

:dodgy:​

 

[cutedimples]

lulz commie's suck

 

[rapguy]

 

[rubylsoho]

I just like how she thought there was no problem with leaving him stuck in the couch while she went out for a few hours.

 

[kickin_kenny94]

This man did the autopsy on the russian fellow who died himself! He was thar and he knows his shit gusy, he don't play!
:crash: :crash: :crash: :dodgy: :dodgy: :dodgy: :facepalm: :facepalm:

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

You prove your ignorance with every erroneous post you make.

 

[babaganoosh]

Seriously, don't you have some avatars to make that have twinkles in your eyes?
Good job brown nosing a mod.

 

[enzian]

Actually, quite personally, I'm not fond of Kolder.

That doesn't mean I go around acting like a stupid cunt every chance I get.

BTW, the avatar comment, totally ripped me a new one. I'm quite literally shitting from two ends of my body now.







:dodgy:

Go suck a corpse's asshole.

 

[MrGin]

ZOMG GUSY INTERNETZ IS SRS BUSINESS
Please, stop trying to act so intelligent on SMALLTALK your not a badass because you make smartass remarks to people's posts. Now gtfo please.
Just because you don't like a particular person doesn't mean you can't kiss their ass.

 

[gmalou54]

I'm going to ignore how entirely hypocritical and ironic that statement was, compared to your prior posts, and go on to simply say:

No.

*EDIT* I'd love to also figure out how seem to think I'm acting "intelligently". God fucking forbid that I actually paid attention during primary vocabulary in high school.

 

[HillaryC]

Shut the fuck up.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

 

[mysticboy]

Oh how cute. Meme's that lost their funny years ago.

 

[Hellraiser]

 

[Sexygirl]

Wrong, they are still funny. You have just lost your sense of humor from spending many a nights and days in that girlfriend thread.

 

[NinjaDuck]

lulz, and that's supposed to be an insult?

I don't even have to bother arguing with you to get your ignorance to bleed through. You do it all on your own champ.