So, I'm writing a satire at will basically say that students should be treated like prisoners. Ankle bracelets to prevent class skipping. Compulsory classes. Shorter breaks. No choice in class selection. The essay will essentially be over enthusiastically promoting the removal of individuality from the school system.
I have a lot of it planned out but I'm stuck on the intro, I need something witty; an attention grabber. Any ideas?
I have a lot of it planned out but I'm stuck on the intro, I need something witty; an attention grabber. Any ideas?