Religiously speaking, anyone wants to write this damn paper for me?

[SusieSalmon]

I usually enjoy writing papers because I'm a good writer (don't judge me on what I write here and/or the way I write it, I know my academic stuff well and can proofread the crap out of you) and I don't complain about homework but this one is... I don't know, I just feel like discriminating against it. Papers should be for high schoolers, not for college upperclassmen ...upperclassprincesses in this case.

I wanna go to bed and dream of my future married life with Tim Tebow and what our babies will look like, but noooo I'm stuck on a Word document. FML.