Pizza Eating Contest

[Ducks]

Next week there's going to be a Pizza Eating Contest at my school. The rules are simple. The first person to eat a whole pie (8 slices) wins. By the way we're talking about a BIG New York Style pizza here. Apparently, there is an "awesome" prize for the winner so I gotta have it. Anyone have any suggestions on how to prepare for and/or eat the fastest? I'm kind of new to this whole speed eating thing...

 

[any1one]

Can you throw up? If you can, eat a ton before you go and throw up on everyone before they eat.

No one will try.

 

[g_ramirezjr]

I would end lives in this contest.

Edit: Just gobble.

 

[bandgeek236]

dip in water.

 

[hpot6]

who cares if you win, you get to eat as much pizza as you want
yum i might get a pizza now
don't get too excited until you know what the prize is
fold the pizza in half when you eat it

 

[cal]

smoke weed beforehand

 

[krazy_dun]

ftw, that really does help a lot.

 

[AshleeB]

You just inspired me to ingest me some pizza.... Thank you kind sir.

 

[zbast321]

Don't eat all day the day before it.

 

[veterinarymom]

Dude, the day before just eat A TON of food, like to the point where you actually throw up. Your stomach will be expanded... just hope you poop it out in time for the contest.

 

[xtorbo]

Become Asian before you go.

 

[susan15022001]

one pie is nothing. I would pwn at this contest, I eat extremely fast

 

[Bear]

People are doing it all wrong. Its not how fast you can eat, but how much you can eat. Given that there isn't an unlimited amount of time.

 

[liberalinthedesertaz2]

not all eating competitions are about who can eat the most

 

[TexasAngel]

The good ones are. If I'm going to eat for competition I want to be filled properly.

 

[Mr_Moonlight]

Im eating cake, and now want pizza. what the hell.

 

[StevenS]

FTW
Im the same way.. not even for a contest.. just in everyday life I eat extremely fast. My uncle cracks jokes like " did you atlease taste it?"
I eat so fast ive evolved to drink after im done. I never take a drink while I eat. I feel bad at gatherings or with family because im the first one done.
Im not fat or anything.. I just dont sit there and look at my food all day.. I get that crap done.. smoke a cigg.. then lay around not giving a fuck.

 

[liveyourlife`]

This man is right.

You'll feel like you're full and that you'll want to stop eating, but sometimes you just can't stop eating.

 

[LadyMerton]

Wrong. You will become full very quickly.

Eat a lot of small portions throughout the day and make sure you shit beforehand.

 

[yungcountry]

Eat rice, works for those Asian speed eaters.