Defamer Stenchwatch: Just When You Thought Hollywood Couldn't Smell Any Worse

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This just in from the Defamer Special Correspondent on Why A Reliably Fragrant Section of Hollywood Smells Even Worse Today:

We all know that Hollywood stinks, and today it ain't just the bums. Hollywood High School laid manure down on their football field today, and the stench has permeated every nook and cranny of Hollywood and Highland complex. The tourist reactions are priceless.​

We can imagine why tourists are confused, as nearly every quality guidebook steering visitors through that section of Hollywood Boulevard mentions the area's signature "Smell of a Million Broken Dreams," always described in terms of stale urine fumes wafting off well-trodden Walk of Fame stars; being suddenly confronted by the unmistakable stench of freshly spread manure probably has them thinking that they've wandered far off their recommended path.

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