Oh... joy!! Paris Hilton gets 45 days inside

[Pixies]

Is it bad that this makes me feel good?

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=d77e24b8-5f92-4648-92c0-7ea6a97e7d18






EDIT: ooops, wrong house

 

[maggs6oo]

Lol, that's pretty funny.

 

[DanyMercury]

''From now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything''

 

[ZoeyStarM]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. What? You mean I have to have some kind of license to drive a car? Are you insane?

That's just SO hot.






GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Cant they change it to 45 YEARS instead!.

 

[SweetnessandLight]

Moved to Off Topic
The problem with this 45-days in jail is that A) she'll come back out and B) when she does come back out, we'll be subjected to her constantly going on and on about how hard it was inside and how she's like so TOTALLY never going back there

 

[PhilH]

What, a criminal?


You may be right.

 

[iLoVeChEeRlEaDiNg08t]

Well it would make shower time more intersting for the guards.

 

[YersiniaPe{Praprika}]

yeh i bet the shaven headed jail birds are licking their fingers...

 

[oHiOsTaTeFaN]

Next thing we know Paris Hilton in her new porno. Shower block porn.

At least it will not be at night this time.

 

[ruby_suze]

Might be she gets to do a reality series "Behind Bars w/ Paris"!

 

[mrobinson9154]

Or one final episode of her curent show with Nicole sitting outside the bars of her cell laughing at her.

 

[ChocoCuti]

Hilarious, peed myself when I read this before on BBC. Her mum claimed that the judge was being unfair and singling her out because she is who she is (which is WHO by the way? She is a talentless nobody!). This is despite the fact that she had a signed contract in her glove compartment saying she couldn't drive, then claimed that she didn't know she had a suspended license. She also didn't do the drivers alcohol ed. course she was court ordered to go on. If she didn't get a jail sentence it would have been a disgrace.

 

[banddork09]

lets face it, 45 days is the least we as a society are owed for the constant barrage of self promoting crap we are subjected to on a daily basis.

 

[twitch]

I fixed your post for you

 

[B2B2008]

I wonder if being locked up with Paris Hilton can be consider cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[COD4]

Yeah, you will have to make a night time porn film of her and be subjected to years of social acceptance.... Damn. Why can't I be locked up?

 

[panag3]

She will go nuts. There are no TV cameras in jail.

 

[CuriousGirl]

No. But there are a few TV's in jail. Shame they have to wear them red sequined dresses....

 

[oldhippie]

It's a sad world when someone as flimsy as P. Hilton gets the amount of news coverage that they do.

 

[AnthonyW]

Muhaha.