obese lady murders son- hilarity ensues

[loopyloo]

Instead of death penalty they should put her on a salad diet for the rest of her life.

 

[MreTlBurg]

instead of trying to make funnies, you should commit suicide!
:dodgyrun:

 

[XX]

harhar

 

[CubeScience]

how did she kill him?

 

[JordanJacob]

squashing-induced suffication?

 

[karvalbros1]

Best article intro evar.

 

[CandaceH]

i thought the same thing. she would take about 5 times the normal dose to be killed tho.



this would work very well too.



of course with all that fat it would probably take a month for her to starve.

 

[SheenaPsychotict]

im sure peta would have a fit about that lol

 

[ToYou2]

lol

 

[RichieV]

A Wild Snorlax Appears!

 

[sharayne_aerogirl94]

 

[krstfr]

The master balls! throw them!

 

[AmishGuy]

THE HARPOONS! MAN THEM!

 

[superpickle]

Lulz except not really.
Thats kinda sad...

 

[angelgurl]

She deserves her worst fear, death by starvation. The poor child was probably killed after he rolled off of her table (stomach) while she was downing a few triple stack burgers. What a waste of life.

 

[BijuV]

Death by starvation, mmm that could take quite a while.

Anyways I'm just curious as to how she killed the child, the article never stated it.

 

[drummerdude95]

she threw it against a wall is what i though it said, it says bloodforce trauma to the brain, so throwing a baby against a wall sounds plausable

 

[AvnerEliyahuR]

hahahahaha incapable of fleeing. God if that doesnt make you aware of how fat you are, i dont know what will.

 

[viper17899]

lol yeah I'm agreeing with you on that one. Couldn't they just said 1000 pound? I think half-ton is a little dehumanizing :ugh:

 

[SouthernPrincess]

once you're at 1000 pounds you have become 4 humans in one. so dehumanizing her leaves 3 people.