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Jokes:
By The Way These Jokes Are Not Meant To Offend Anyone They Are Simply Meant For Entertainment Purposes ONLY!!

1: What Do Black People And Apples Have In Common?
ANSWER: They Both Look Good Hanging From Trees

2: How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?
ANSWER: By rearranging the living-room furniture

3: How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
ANSWER: When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

4: What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jettisons?
ANSWER: It means the future will be great!

More Black Jokes: A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."


There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the bottom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.


Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!


Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!


What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers Day!


What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers of America.


What's long and black?
The unemployment line


A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.


Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot


Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.


What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.


Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.


What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"


Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.


Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."


How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.


What's black and white and goes rolling along the boardwalk?
A nigger and a pigeon fighting over a chicken wing!


How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex?
She locks the car doors.


What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.


What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!


What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
 
one time I was waiting to get picked up from school and got into some one elses moms car.
 
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