most fucked up thing you have ever done

this girl iv been talking to basically has been annoying the shit out of me...so the past week at partys iv been fucking around with her friend....last night was good i fucked her friend as the girl was in the other bed....i feel kinda bad
 
for 30 bucks, i pretended to like a girl, til we made out. then i took the 30 that i won, and ignored her. im such a bamf.
 
We convinced this kid that if he smoked pubs from 6 diffrent guys we would be his friend and stop making fun of him. Smoked a THE ENTIRE bowl of pubs then puked 3 times. Best part, Now the whole school found out and calls him pub smoker. And he will never get laid, even the biggest girl in school wont sleep with him.

just call me god :bowdown:
 
I also had this same situation with a deer and my dads silverado, we were at my friends cabin hunting for coyotes and then on this logging trail doing 40 saw the first deer and knew there was a second i looked at my buddy he shook his head no so i gunned it and there she was a big eyed doe looking right at me. I pinned It all the way to the floor and ran the thing over with 2 tires. We got out and it was making funny noises then proceeded to use it as coyote bait. We got 3 yotes that night.
 
I posted two porn threads immediately one after the other in ST. That makes a grand total of three ST porn threads to my name. One was months ago. I am just full of win and porn.
 
Paid some guy 20 bucks to drink a McDonalds cup FULL of piss....

then he took me and 2 friends to wendy's and bought us meals :tup:

edit: let it be known that he was hammered at the time of the incident.. so HE didn't take us wendy's.. someone else did, but he did pay for our food.
 
I was at the store. some elder women was taking f**king forever to move her cart. SO i pushed her out of the way and she fell down. paid for my shit then dipped. All i wanted to buy ws a fucking drink
 
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