this girl iv been talking to basically has been annoying the shit out of me...so the past week at partys iv been fucking around with her friend....last night was good i fucked her friend as the girl was in the other bed....i feel kinda bad
We convinced this kid that if he smoked pubs from 6 diffrent guys we would be his friend and stop making fun of him. Smoked a THE ENTIRE bowl of pubs then puked 3 times. Best part, Now the whole school found out and calls him pub smoker. And he will never get laid, even the biggest girl in school wont sleep with him.
I also had this same situation with a deer and my dads silverado, we were at my friends cabin hunting for coyotes and then on this logging trail doing 40 saw the first deer and knew there was a second i looked at my buddy he shook his head no so i gunned it and there she was a big eyed doe looking right at me. I pinned It all the way to the floor and ran the thing over with 2 tires. We got out and it was making funny noises then proceeded to use it as coyote bait. We got 3 yotes that night.
I posted two porn threads immediately one after the other in ST. That makes a grand total of three ST porn threads to my name. One was months ago. I am just full of win and porn.
I was at the store. some elder women was taking f**king forever to move her cart. SO i pushed her out of the way and she fell down. paid for my shit then dipped. All i wanted to buy ws a fucking drink