Michael Phelps really the "greatest"?
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wolfwood290
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Michael Phelps really the "greatest"?
Michael Phelps swam out of his mother's vagina in 4.5 seconds which is a world record.
The previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by Michael Phelps.
im just on a roll with these jokes :dodgy:
Michael Phelps swam out of his mother's vagina in 4.5 seconds which is a world record.
The previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by Michael Phelps.
im just on a roll with these jokes :dodgy:
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Michael Phelps really the "greatest"?
Nice play on words.:bowdown:
Nice play on words.:bowdown:
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Michael Phelps really the "greatest"?
Phelps' penis doesn't shrink when he goes in the pool, it gets bigger.
Phelps' penis doesn't shrink when he goes in the pool, it gets bigger.
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Michael Phelps really the "greatest"?
Michael Phelps eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Michael Phelps eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Michael Phelps really the "greatest"?
To me his winning that many medals doesnt make him the greatest, but the way he conducts himself. Even though everyone around him is talking crap coughfrenchcough, he lets his swimming do the talking and even though he is in a position where by all means he could talk just about as much crap as he wants.
To me his winning that many medals doesnt make him the greatest, but the way he conducts himself. Even though everyone around him is talking crap coughfrenchcough, he lets his swimming do the talking and even though he is in a position where by all means he could talk just about as much crap as he wants.
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Yes he is dumb shit...There are much better athletes out there who don't have the chance to win as many gold medals as him. :tdown:
Yes he is dumb shit...There are much better athletes out there who don't have the chance to win as many gold medals as him. :tdown:
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Michael Phelps really the "greatest"?
Michael Phelps would have kids, but his sperm swim so fast they'd turn a pussy into a circus cannon.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Michael Phelp's computer. Phelps is always in control.
well, i'm done stealing Michael Phelps jokes
Michael Phelps would have kids, but his sperm swim so fast they'd turn a pussy into a circus cannon.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Michael Phelp's computer. Phelps is always in control.
well, i'm done stealing Michael Phelps jokes