MAP: The Novel

[KayH]

"Look" said a random guy who happened to be going past "you're doing this all anus about face. I know how this one goes. Pick your 7 samurai and have done with. sheesh"

 

[SPONGELINABEBE]

Then he tripped drunkenly over his own feet and down the cellar stairs to land at the panda girl's feet " Boy, you're a cutie" she said

 

[AtaliaR]

That is nothing you should see my six friends he said (in an attempt to get the thread back on track)

koyo

 

[Fanshawe]

"What the hell is this?" the Bar owner asked, looking at the drunken random and the jockstrap weilding maniac "I'm looking for decent warriors for the Panda, 7 is a good number... but at least I would expect is the Spanish Inquisition..."

 

[HeavenlyAngel]

When all of a sudden, out of nowhere, jumped three men dressed in crimson priest robes and as they cried out " Noone expects the Inquisition" they laughed maniacally

 

[Liztzisht]

Unebeknown to the barkeep, they were class 3 warrior priests. They proceeded to incinerate the 7 samurai warriors. The Panda looked on in awe, chewing her bamboo/staff. NaughtyKnight grabbed it from her, claiming it was his "get my wood out your mouth" he cried.

 

[marsha]

"god damn it" said one of the warriors. "That's the fifth time this month" then he died.

 

[b_plenge]

Wow, you all have such short attention spans you fickle lot! Didn't think you would get bored that quickly!

 

[helplesslydevoted]

In the distance....a dog barks.

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

Only to choke on the bone it had been gnawing on prior

 

[scorpio1921]

A tramp walked past, picking up the dog's sad remains.

 

[EstherN]

She went directly home, and put the dead dog in the closet, along with the other roadkill she had collected that week, including 5 armadillo, 3 cats, 2 snakes, and a dog named Fluffy.

 

[bbgirl]

Then she sits down to a tramps banquet of roadkill and cheap cider drunk from a brown paper bag.

Just as she prepares to take that first tantalising taste of dead dog soup, scratching.....scratching at the window......

In the distance...a dog barks.

 

[BOWA]

It was in fact several dogs. The pack wanted revenge for their dead comrade who had been turned into soup. They messed her up.

 

[spacegoblin]

But not to badly, as being the tramp she was, she already looked like a skeezer

 

[teejayniles]

So she put on several inches of makeup and baggy clothes and went back out to work the streets, after a filling meal of dead dog soup.

 

[angiee]

That's when she encountered Yohan, who was staggering home from a night of drinking.

 

[Chaitu]

Drunk and thus beer-goggled he called her over. "hey schweetpants, what's shay me and you get nastay?!"

She eyed him, all of a sudden Yohan soup seemed like a tastier alternative to the roadkill she was used to.

"sure thing, my place is just around the corner...."

neither of them realised they were being followed....

 

[makayla]

As they opened the door to her run down apartment, the pursuer made her presence known.

"You bastard" she cried, "how could you?"

 

[Alias50]

"Baby - baby please, it's not what it looks like..I-I swear!"

He moved toward her, instinctively she flinched...."Dad, who is this tramp??"

"It's your mother...."