Man has Sex with Picnic Table

The only way it would really make sense of how it worked is if he took out the umbrella, and used that hole? :tup:
 
I wonder..does he get registered as a sex offender? Since it is technicaly a sex crime...

Will he need to warn the Neighborhood patio furniture of his crime if he moves into a new area?
 
I would say it was one of those metal tables with a hole in the middle where you would put an umbrella.
 
I happened to speak with the police that were investigating this case... And let's just say I pulled some strings and got you guys this picture of the guy in action:

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wtf? thats a 10-15 min drive from my house. how wierd. nothing even gay shit like that ever happens around here. lol
 
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