Is this a good pick up line for ladies?

[likeomgwhateverdude]

no. duh .

 

[ElokaD]

I found some reaaallly terrible ones:

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle. HAHA

Edit: These one's are even worse!

Your graphics are so beautiful they rival Doom 3.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! HA

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

These are gold

 

[ElokaD]

I found some reaaallly terrible ones:

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle. HAHA

Edit: These one's are even worse!

Your graphics are so beautiful they rival Doom 3.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! HA

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

These are gold

 

[SamFisher]

"Hi I appreciate womens anatomies"

Well a lesbian stated that in one of her questions. now I'm Wondering whether that line will work for dudes
TS Slayer - I'm trying to go out with the girl - not ask for a kick on my balls
If she was a feminist - will she sue me?
Liltya - Should I say I appreciate your anatomy AND your astral body?
Looooool Eloka! tell some more!

 

[Lilyta]

no. that sounds horny. like you're also trying to tell that "There's nothing else good about women other than their beautiful bodies".

 

[GazzB]

Works for me

 

[JUSTICE]

Lame as hell...for a dude or a lesbian. I doubt the most desperate sex deprived people in the world would get a sudden headache and move on.

 

[JustAnotherOne]

I think that any woman could sue you for saying that, especially in the workplace. So, be careful!

 

[TSlSLAYER]

hey b1tchez, sux mai d1ck nao!! titties or gtfo!!

 

[Jimbo]

Hi sam! Im not jimbo, im his chick friend aged 22. to be honest, i dont think pick up lines work full stop. when i hear one, i just think "how corny", which is what i think of yours, no offence. first impressions count, but only to continue talking. if you talk like youre talking to a slut, you will only get a slut. If thats what you want, i would still try a different line. get back to me and tell me how you go but!!!!

 

[miabella1]

No that would work for me............, I would direct you to the nearest library so that you can "pick up" a book there and improve your knowledge of the female species.

 

[Lola]

Pick up lines dont work, they're all cheesy.

 

[sox]

It's pretty good. here are the top 3 ones though.

3. Did you fall from heaven? Because that would explain what happen to your face.

2.Do you work on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise c-o-c-k-s.

3. Baby your fine. Your would look so hot in the boot of my car with duck tape around your mouth.


They work 99.5 % of the time.. Just in case, pack heat.

 

[Sunflower]

Only if I want sex.

 

[KathrynW]

No.