If aliens are so advanced that they've mastered intergalactic travel?

[DrinktheKoollAide]

, why do they keep abducting hillbillies instead of supermodels?

 

[Vincent]

It's because the banjo sounds so otherworldly.

 

[Eleguat]

Nobody cares about a missing hillbilly.

 

[iseedeadsquirrels]

Maybe raping hillbillies is more fun when you're an alien.


If aliens are real, it's obvious they're like drunk brits on a holiday.