I want....

[Sailon]

I want to buy everyone 1 round. So when it is there turn... I will be absolutely smashed off my face.

 

[Bjorkalikee]

Ahhh, and don't they look cute together?

 

[Anne]

I want to be more patient and care more about the people around me.

 

[BreakingTheBroken]

dang it narc, now you got me confused

 

[mece3546]

I want some excitement now.

 

[amy00]

stick your finger in your butt

 

[Tarodica]

Quote:
Originally Posted by g-bells(Y-Town)
i want to be one with the universe or i'll settle for being spanked

seriously, i want to have less stress in my life


Trust me, you are never as calm as after a good consensual beating. You can feel like you are floating for hours and still function and have heightened senses.

 

[bamafan150]

thank you kind sir for pointing that out

 

[DancerGirl11]

I want this job to stop paying me so well so I can find another job I'd prefer to do.

They've increased my pay after less than 6 months here!!!

 

[Shipwrecked]

You get paid for being a Mod?

 

[Katiie]

Vids

 

[IvyN]

That's correct. I'm on US$250,000 and Admin are on somewhere between US$650,000 and $900,000 depending on bonuses and turnover of MAP members.

It's all very complex...

 

[IHeart]

Of course once you reach 2,000 posts you can claim posts back. For example for every 500 posts a month you make from here on in you get 10% back to spend on the next month.

Introduce a friend to MAP and you both get £10 in M&S vouchers so you can buy a sandwich (this is no ordinary sandwich it is a hand made by swedish virgins M&S sandwich) and you're entitled to a further 10% extra posts.

Hurry, this offer must end this Bank Holiday Monday.

 

[BrendaG]

I hear you get an extra extra special incentive at 5000 posts too!

Must....get.....to .....5000 today

 

[jsimp7891]

M&S food? Are you mad? Who want's to eat that rubbish. Dead dog and chips is better.

 

[HB]

Will do but what happens after 10000?

 

[darklegacy_89]

All in good time Verx, all in good time.......

 

[Caiti]

Let me guess, I get attacked by Saz dressed up as a ninjer?

 

[Steam]

No, you get to join a special club . . . where it's just you . . . and slip . . . alone . . . in a room . . . together.

 

[holliee]

All i am saying is............. gimp suit!