I have reason to believe that Miley Cyrus is a T1000! Who do I take this...

TheTerminator

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...information to? Intelligence at Skynet has determined the current Miley Cyrus is a T1000.
If Miley Cyrus ever really existed at all is the major question, and if she did ever really exist, that means she must have been kidnapped at some point and replaced by a T1000.

Now the problem persists the public can not know about the T1000's as there will be widespread panic amongst teenage girls and perverted men world-wide. We can not simply dispose of this T1000. If there is a real and human Miley Cyrus she will need to be located immediately so that we can terminate this T1000 and bring her back; however if she never existed at all and is merely a T1000 trying to earn a living, then we can not terminate him at all as the termination of Miley Cyrus would be quite astonishing and crippling to the world and our economy.

We have discovered that the termination of Hannah Montana was because Miley Cyrus plans to run for president. Yes! Miley Cyrus has quit Hannah Montana to begin preparation for her Presidential Election in the year 2031.

Something must be done about this! We can NOT have a T1000 as President of the United States of America!

As the Terminator who once destroyed The Original T1000 of mimetic poly-alloy, what can be done?
 
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