Guy rules

[BreeN]

Gay wheels as in cars that make you happy.

 

[Melia]

I am licenced to ride one, it's just the ability to do so without the crashing I seem to lack

Mitch

 

[angeeliys]

Lol what ever helps you sleep at night

 

[dutchbride]

# whatever we are on now- Do not cry about shooting an animal while on a hunting trip the manly men will shoot you on the spot.

 

[fordracer385]

#- carry four cups of coffee instead of using the dainty cup holders

 

[JoaquinB]

#144 (i think): When others honk their horn at you it is because your driving is so freakin awesome they had to salute you.

 

[lillyeofetheevalley]

nb./ Later that day, he did

 

[s_princezz_s]

Guy rule# - Your life goals include a threesome

 

[dbzapowerunknown]

#160 - if you have a Devil's threesome, you lose ALL man cards.

 

[Amiee]

Guys rule#161.

At some stage you will sit on the toilet and pee between the seat and the porcelain straight into your boxer shorts, which you will then have to wear.

This is not your fault, but more a design problem.

 

[TeamEdward4ever]

Guy rule#162: You should never comment to another male 'Have you lost weight?' or else you shall always be labelled a "Metrosexual". The only exception is when said to a fat friend who has no clue as to the meaning of nutritional value.

 

[kelseyr]

Guy rule #163: Always remember the Rule of Three. Example: When asked how many press-ups you can do (or other suitably "manly" exercise), multiply the true number by three and provide the resulting figure as your answer.

 

[latina_rojo82]

Damn right, I can rattle off three press ups with the best of 'em!

Mitch

 

[MinhD]

Never ever ask your partner how her day at work went. Life is far to short

 

[DraconisMax]

I can deadlift 0.03 kilograms.

 

[Lanani]

Guy rule #165: Thou shalt state thy number if thy choseth to contribute a rule.

 

[xg6]

Rule #166 real men only pee standing up

 

[bhupinderk]

rule #167 you are NEVER too tired to have sex. no exceptions.

rule #168 no homo must be said after all possibly looking homosexual actions if the said man is not homosexual. the only exception is during rolling.

#169 rolling, wrestling, and groundfighting are straight as long as there is no eye contact

#170 only p**ies shoot someone instead of fighting them man to man.

 

[LukeL]

You just called the USMC, Mossad, The US Army, The Navy Seals, The British Army and The Gurkhas pussies?

 

[XReader]

Evolution was wasted on you hey?