Did Janet "The Bull" Napolitano miss the boat by rolling out the new...

[PatchesO'Houlihan]

...grope policy after Halloween? A few weeks before Halloween and a potential new costume idea would have been born, a Blueshirt with a rubber glove, or something like that.

Oh well, maybe by next Halloween the Blueshirts will be in full storm trooper regalia and that can be spoofed.

 

[Here'syourchange]

Apparently, there is a National Opt Out Day on November 24th.

It is boycotting TSA on the busiest traveling day.
And if the airlines lose money, you can bet Janet will be on her way out of a job.

 

[ShovelReady]

The idea was to wait till after the election.

 

[RichardC]

Rumor is she's negotiating with the "Wango Tango Man" Ted Nugent to play in a continuous loop "Yank Me, Crank Me" at the checkpoints.