Christians, how do you explain my accurate prophecies that there'll be

[Reginald]

storms, conflicts and lottery winners? Reginald 13:8 ''For man will rise against
man, and dogs
against squirrels. There
will be thunderstorms in
various places; there will
be lottery winners. These are but
the beginning of the constipation
pains.''

Will you worship me now?

 

[Frizby]

They're not prophecies, for a start lotteries already exist, no prophecy there..