Captain Maximo?

Twoeyes

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Captain Maximo was the best and bravest captain in the Navy. His job was to hunt down pirate ships and bring them to justice. When ever they found a pirate ship his crew knew it would not be long before they would all be engaged in man to man sword play, and with captain Maximo leading them they never lost.

One think Captain Maximo always did when ever he saw a pirate ship was to tell his first mate to go fetch his red shirt. One day the first mate ask captain Maximo why he always put on his red shirt when they saw a pirate ship. Captain Maximo explained that in the heat of battle he would likely be wounded and he did not want the crew to be disheartened to see their captain bleeding.

One day their ship came upon a fleet of pirate ships. Captain Maximo turned to his first mate and said in his commanding voice, "bring me my brown pants".
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