can someone tell me a good offic/work joke?

[JohnT]

i'm really having a bad day here at the office. best answer gets a sure 10 points

 

[jonjac]

This girl sat on a copy machine and made a copy of the place where a girl sits down. The copy was posted on the bulletin board. The boss demanded to know who posted the copy. No one would admit having posted it. There was a threat of termination for the culprit. Finally, in order to determine who did it, almost every girl in the office had to be scanned before the problem was resolved.

 

[TheApostrophisedK'Joey]

Top 10 Excuses for Falling Asleep at the Office:

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"Amen"

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."