Break-up with the person above you.

[MrseTimberlake]

sucks.

 

[Apollyon]

I don't want to break up with you.

COMBO BREAKER!!!

:dodgy:

 

[sensational_soph]

Dear Loser,[chris(afroninja#2)]~~~~!!!!!
i thought you liked me you said it yourself i hate you .People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you cause you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.I hung up on you cause you tol me it on the phone because i guess you werent man enough to tell me it in my face!I hate you and also guess what my mother hates you too that she the one who put me to do this ,you come to breakfast every morning and i aint stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only 7YRS old hates you to and dont even know what you did and is always blocking your chair.haha! I went out with another boy after you and after we were over you and idiot dared you even tried to ask me out again i didnt break up with him for you OK! I hate youive always hated you spreading to everyone that i cheated on you when you just got jealouse that i used to talk to your friends to your so jealouse you automatically think i like them well guess maybe i do maybe i dont gotta problem you aint my boyfriend anymore i dont have to tell you who i like or who iam with and why got it i dont like you anymore the other day you told me that i have to tell you who i like or who iam thinking of going out with its none of your buisness got that to you loser!I hate you and i know you still like me but i dont like you i dont care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons u accidentally say you hugged me i will never like you again I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD id rather date a spider or rat den u ur soooo ugle and fat !!!!!!!!!!And then saying that i loooooooooved you pleassssse!!!!!!!!Your such n ass wipe n bastert!! I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUU

Well bi you piece of shit i have more things to do right now then remember YOU

 

[funky_pete]

I wanna breakup because lack of tl;dr

 

[ammsandifer]

 

[Talk2meonIeMt]

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/
funny as hell. i actually didn't read your post all the way through before i looked for this one...

 

[maryebrioles]

LAWL

 

[ImranM]

you were a fan of young girls drinking booze and liked the orange iguanas over the blue baracudas. You made me upset.

 

[NoRulesaEvan]

Those cookies were for AFTER DINNER! I'm sick of this bullshit everynight... I think we should see other people now.

 

[Radstar]

finish the equation

if boobs=win
and win=relationship
and you=/=boobs
then find what you=

 

[PartyLikeaRockstar]

 

[MikeatAvsFant]

i cant do that its over.

 

[DYIIMESAR]

Gather your clothes bitch. The door is that way.

 

[gllo]

Stop screaming the torture isn't over until you say you won't take half my stuff.

 

[mslsoftlwin]

You should've known it was over from the moment you farted in my mouth, and giggled

 

[Kiedis]

our sex is worthless gtfo

 

[LovelyMissLexi^e~]

You didn't call or write after we did you know what in you know where, Mexico.

 

[aydoubleyou]

i cant get over you till you get out from under him

 

[Garrett]

It's not you, it's me.

 

[strawburrim]

its not me, its you.