Reiem:devourerofsouls
New member
- Mar 26, 2009
- 11
- 0
- 1
So the Pope is taking a shower, and as he's in there, he feels a slight pang of temptation. While he tries to resist, eventually he gives in, and begins to pleasure himself. As it doesn't happen all that often, he really gets into it, heavy breathing, limbs flailing. Really having a good old time. Just as he comes to climax, he knocks the shower curtain open with his arm, just in time to see the flash of a flashbulb. Looking up, the pope sees a photographer leaning in the window, who quickly runs off.
Throwing on his robe, the pope bolts after him, and eventually catches up to the journalist.
"My son" He says. "What can I do to ensure that photo never again sees the light of day?"
The photographer, knowing what the photo is worth says
"Nothing! This photo is going to make me rich!"
The pope, desperate to avoid the shame the photo will cause pleads.
"My son. I will give you $100,000 right now in exchange for your camera"
The photographer begrudingly agrees, hands over the camera, and they go their separate ways.
As he is walking back to the bathroom, the pope bumps into a cardinal who sees the camera hanging about the pope's neck.
"Holy Father." The cardinal says "What a lovely new camera that is! May I ask what you paid for it?"
The pope, bitter about the whole affair mutters back;
"$100,000"
The cardinal lets out a low whistle and responds;
"$100,000!? Wow! Heavenly Father, they must have seen you coming!"
Throwing on his robe, the pope bolts after him, and eventually catches up to the journalist.
"My son" He says. "What can I do to ensure that photo never again sees the light of day?"
The photographer, knowing what the photo is worth says
"Nothing! This photo is going to make me rich!"
The pope, desperate to avoid the shame the photo will cause pleads.
"My son. I will give you $100,000 right now in exchange for your camera"
The photographer begrudingly agrees, hands over the camera, and they go their separate ways.
As he is walking back to the bathroom, the pope bumps into a cardinal who sees the camera hanging about the pope's neck.
"Holy Father." The cardinal says "What a lovely new camera that is! May I ask what you paid for it?"
The pope, bitter about the whole affair mutters back;
"$100,000"
The cardinal lets out a low whistle and responds;
"$100,000!? Wow! Heavenly Father, they must have seen you coming!"