Yoda's joke is due some bo-vine justice, it's like a bad scribble of the joke world - you could say a doodle(doo) - get the beak onto it.
If this isn't sorted by it's varying degrees of large, medium and small I'll be forced to get the global mooo-derators involved and start a coup using my 'chi-ken' on you!
I had the bad cluck to encounter this thread again, so I thought I'd read the new posts to stay a-breast of what's going on. You see, I comb through these threads looking for humour (dang it, now you have me spelling words with an eggstra "u") and every now and hen, I find a good one.
I hope you won't lay in wait to peck at me -- I'm really not a bad chick (I can hear you all saying, "if she doesn't knock it off, I'll roaster"). Let your imagination take wing, and post more here -- just pullet out from inside yourself and let your words be poultry in motion.
This thread is very popular; it has 521 views so far, and that's not eggsactly chicken feed!
I was thinking of staying away from this thread because my voice was horse, but I don't need my voice to write, so here I am again. I may as well post; it's very colt outside, and wet from all the rein, so I'm not going anywhere.
I hate to saddle you with too many more puns, and I fear I'll make a foal of myself, but I must tell you about a night-mare I had yesterday.
I dreamed I was in a bridle party, and I had to wear this awful, pink, poofy, sequinned bridesmaid dress. The bride (whose name was Winifred, but we all called her Whinny) had picked it out; you might say she was really gelding the lily.
Well, we went into the church and approached the halter, but the groom wasn't there. We waited a bit, then the best man high-tailed it to the back of the church. He found the groom, and said "quit stall-ing, or you're going to miss the mane event".
The two of them hoofed it back to the halter, but when the minister asked "do you take this woman", the groom said "neigh". I really wanted to pommel the groom, but that's when I woke up.
Nineteen different puns in one post; is that enough?
GG's horse has bolted (and yes he DID start it!), his post shows he's a 'bacon to the pun' ghost, egging others on like that only produces a dis'horse'many among us like KT's night'mare'.
It may be a yoke to ewe and your nibbled Golden Donkey, but there's important 'meow'sage to learn here, mule see!:
you might be the pest, but there's always someone bleeter!