Anyone know any birthday quotes or funny sayings for someone turning 39?

[Mademoiselle]

Best answer gets 10 points. Please and thank you!
It's for TURNING 39, not 40. And it has to be funny!

 

[LeonaT]

"I would have gotten you a bikini waxing for your birthday, but women over 39 tend to neglect that area!"

 

[siresoda2]

look on the bright side in dog years you would be dead
a long long long time ago (cue star wars opening music) you were born
i know how you feel oh wait no i dont because im still young
your so old you fart dust
enjoy while it last your one year away from being a geezer
(Dress up as death)relax im just here for the cake

 

[HerbertHumanHomunculus]

You're probably going to die soon.

Happy Birthday.

 

[robbos620]

30 more years.

 

[dc]

"Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old"

 

[buffy]

be happy your going over the hill. and not under it.

 

[Sarcy]

"They say 40 is "the new dead"! Sike, just kidding. Happy 40th birthday."

 

[EuniceA]

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Oprah Winfrey
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
Dorothea Kent
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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
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