My bfs family are huge mexican party animals and since i dont know that much spanish, i would like to impress them by saying a quote in spanish that relates to Partying/Drinking etc... and thats preferably funny
my friend is getting her braces off and we were trying to think of some funny things to make a caption to a picture, of a funny status when she gets them off.
example...'she says look ma NO BRACES' which is like look ma no hands, OR the song my shiny teeth and me from fairly odd parents...
just...
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This text was first discovered in its entirety in 1896, then was rediscovered as part of the Nag Hammadi library in 1945. The papyrus dates from the middle fourth century and the text perhaps from middle second. "
not like quotes or anything, more like "that wasn't a travel, that was a journey" and "that wasn't a travel or a journey, he just packed his bags and moved"
What are some short, funny sayings that I could use as a facebook status for the following occasions:
Superbowl sunday
The beginning of a long break from school
My birthday
Valentines day
instead of discussing who was better suited to become a caliph. For you can
not go back in time and correct or change anything. Why not start from ?:
" One who recognizes himself , has recognized God "
What does this saying of Ali RA mean ?
Muhammad Javed Iqbal
I'm making a t-shirt for my friend to wear at basketball games. I want something really clever and catch to put on the front of the shirt. The back will have their last name and number. It's a guy. Help me out please!
...think or question things? Imagine a child saying "How did god make the earth and people in six days?"
These are some of the answers a christian parent might give so that their child doesn't ask any more questions:
You must have faith
faith is a virtue
god moves in mysterious ways
gods ways...
you know how people on the sites like myspace and facebook have little quotes or like facts about themselves under the picture above? I was wondering if anyone had any 'neat' ideas to put under these types of photos
examples:(facts about yourself, quotes, the exact date, a memory)
got any more? :)
here are mine:
hes playing golf like saddam hussein, bunker to bunker
i play golf like a condom, safe and conservative but it doesnt feel great.
when a guy is peeing on a tree yell " workin on your short game?"
on a par 3 say not going to play princess diana and use a driver
What are some good funny quotes , sayings or jokes. e.g
"Can I have a piece of gum?", "Yeah, but don't say you got it from me"
"Are you going to school tomorrow ?" No im riding my duck to Canada!
Your so fake, barbies jealous
Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
Your...