Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although...
inauguration? ? What would be the Weapon of choice?BB's or pellets or paintballs?
Since Obama is a newly aclaimed Centrist and all they may get along alright,you think?