What's your best/favorite pick-up line?

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mel_l

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Do you know where the crapper is? I have to go drop some timber.
-House Bunny

Are you a waiter? Cuz I want a sandwich.
-a person with ADD
 
you look familiar, have we met before?

that's my pick up line, but someone else tried using it on me once and i was like "no."
 
Bwahahahahahah! Once I heard a guy say "I'm like a rubix cube! The more you play with me the harder I get!!!" and "Brr...My hands are cold, may I warm them on your breasts?"

lolz :D
 
I got my library card, and I'm checking you out.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you think guys think with their dicks? (yes.)
Then would you blow my mind?
 
the human body has a total of 206 bones. how would like to hab one more inserted in;)

haha kinda pedo...:|
but i gotta chuckle

nah didnt work haah
 
God saw fit to give me seven toes on my foot. Y a wanna go out back and see? There're really cute, and on top. For you No Charge at all. I usually charge a dime.
 
Can I get your phone number and maybe we could hang out sometime is what I usually say to girls or women . one time I bought this girl a drink at a club and I wound up not liking her much after that night . is my pick up line a good one or should I say something else cuz maybe girls get scared if I ask that I dunno .
 
Have the cops arrested you yet? Cuz its illegal to look that good.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together.

Theres a ton, i just cant remember the rest.
 
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

Too awkward for serious use so I just used it as a joke with my friend once.
 
do you want to go out. thts all i say and i have never gotten a no, even though i'm married
 
Where is the nearest Hospital?
Cause you just Stabbed your love through my heart.
Lol never used it, Maybe i will in katana training though.
 
Is your dad a terrorist, because you're the bomb.

Are you an alien, because you just abducted my heart.

And yeah, they work. ;]
 
Here, let me take your coat. A work of art should never be covered up like that...

No, I never used it. Someone I know did, it didn't work but it was really cute!
 
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