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does any1 have one im in the mood to laugh 
OMG
Bob S your sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love your jokes!!!!!
OMG
Bob S your sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love your jokes!!!!!
Anyone have reallyyyy goood riddle?? or joke?? funniest one 10 points :)?
LETS OFFEND EVERYONE!!!!
why is there no mexican olympics team? because any mexicans that can run jump or swim are already in america!
what did the chinese man and woman name there baby after it was born and had blond hair blue eyes and white skin?sum ting wong.
2 white guys and a black guy died and was on there way to heaven when the came to the gates and god said to get into heaven you have to stick your dick into his hand and if it melts you go to hell. the 2 white guys did it and it melted. the black guy did it and it didnt melt. god asked him why it didnt melt and he said because chocolate doesnt melt in your hand it melts in your mouth.
why are black people so good at basketball?because they are so used to running jumping and stealing.
why is there no mexican olympics team? because any mexicans that can run jump or swim are already in america!
what did the chinese man and woman name there baby after it was born and had blond hair blue eyes and white skin?sum ting wong.
2 white guys and a black guy died and was on there way to heaven when the came to the gates and god said to get into heaven you have to stick your dick into his hand and if it melts you go to hell. the 2 white guys did it and it melted. the black guy did it and it didnt melt. god asked him why it didnt melt and he said because chocolate doesnt melt in your hand it melts in your mouth.
why are black people so good at basketball?because they are so used to running jumping and stealing.
A woman carrying her baby walks into a bus and goes to the driver to pay for her ride.The driver took a closer look on the woman's baby and said,"That's a very ugly baby you got there".
The woman who was fumed with the driver remarks then goes to the back of the bus and sits next to a man.She then said to the man,"That driver has just insulted me".
Looking concerned and supporting the woman,the man look straight into her eye and said,"Well,you go up there and tell him off.Let me hold your monkey for you".
Here's another one
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices... Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Have a nice day
The woman who was fumed with the driver remarks then goes to the back of the bus and sits next to a man.She then said to the man,"That driver has just insulted me".
Looking concerned and supporting the woman,the man look straight into her eye and said,"Well,you go up there and tell him off.Let me hold your monkey for you".
Here's another one
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices... Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Have a nice day