Funny pick up lines? haha?

• Jan 18, 2009

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timetobebadt:

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the funniest one ive ever heard was im good at math.. lets add you and me minus the clothes divide the legs and lets multiply

 

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AngelS1

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hi 5......and after you hi 5 you say "hi, i may be random, but what's your name?"

 

• Jan 18, 2009

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How much does a polar bear way?
Enough to break the ice...

"i may not be the best guy here but im the only one talking to you"

Lol i know so many, as punishment for losing any bet in my group of friends the loser always has to put on a suit, and try to pick up random girls at the mall with the pick up lines we choose...they're always rlly bad...

 

• Jan 18, 2009

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silentshadow

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how about this 'good legs, when vl they open?'

 

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I may not be fred flintstone, but i can sure make ur bad rock
i've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?
i have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? xD
and last, if there's 2 people....i don't wanna come between you.....or do i?

 

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WholArelYoumt

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Did it hurt... When... When u fell from heaven.

I don't know any sexual ones XD

 

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WhatSheSaid

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(if ever a lesbian is in a conversation with a girl they just met who knows they are into her and the topic of favorite food arises the lesbian would say...)
my favorite food is spaghetti
its just like girls:
STRAIGHT UNTIL WET



i think its genius.

 

• Jan 18, 2009

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If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable ;D

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous!

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to

 

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CaliforniaDreamin

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together... just kidding I wouldn't be caught dead letting that corny ass shit out of my mouth.

How about "Are your legs tired? Because you look like you spread them a lot."

 

• Jan 18, 2009

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southern_girl427

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Do you clean your pants with windex? cause i can see myself in them!

 

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CaliforniaDreamin

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together... just kidding I wouldn't be caught dead letting that corny ass shit out of my mouth.

How about "Are your legs tired? Because you look like you spread them a lot."

 

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Tef1

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Are your parents retarded? Cuz you're so special.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

• Jan 18, 2009

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My favorites:

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Arrrgh, your booty shivers me timbers!

 

• Jan 18, 2009

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Cassie

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My favorites:

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Arrrgh, your booty shivers me timbers!

 

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Tef1

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Are your parents retarded? Cuz you're so special.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

• Jan 18, 2009

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Cassie

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My favorites:

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Arrrgh, your booty shivers me timbers!