cheesiest pick up line?

are you a parking ticket? because you have "fine" written all over you

If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, can i visit u between the holidays?

"Sweetie did you break wind? Because you're blowing me away!" followed by an awkward silence...

Heaven must be missing an angel...lol

that was pretty cheesy but unusually clever at the same time lol. =]
I can't think of one cheesy catch line I've been told... there are so many catch lines are better then telling a girl a lie to make her impressed like I'm in a band or something like that.

This is from some old tv show:
Baby, you are like fast food.
Huh?
Because I want to take you out
<girl seems interested>
And then I am going to eat you in my car

"I was looking at the stars one night and naming one of your good qualities for each star, but i ran out of stars." thank goodness he was only kidding

The players:

"Yo, the word of the day is legs. You should come over to my house and spread the word."

"How 'bout you come sit on my lap and we'll just talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"Alright, let's play Titanic. When I say ice burg, you go down."

"Do you work in a Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot long."

"Oh hold up, you've got something on your chest; my eyes."

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your a**?"

"Girl your parents must be a**holes 'cause you are the sh*t."


And now for the nerds:

"I'd love to play on your lap top."

"How come I know so many hundreds of digits of pie, and not the seven digits of your phone number?"

"I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-ups."

"You must be Windows 95 'cause you got me so unstable."

"Your homepage or mine?"

"Wanna see my hard drive? It's got a lot of ram and it's not floppy."

"I can spell 'boobies' on my calculator, but I'd much rather see yours."

"You turn my software to hardware."

"Did it hurt?"
"...what?"
"Falling from heaven."

hahahaha

no im far too funny to use other peoples material