What's the enviro-impact of moving Al Gore to the N. Pole?

There is a clear danger of tilting the earth's delicate balance 'cause ol' Al has been gaining weight so rapidly. There will also be the irritation to the polar bears and seals that, not only are they now at greater risk of being killed for biofuel for the SUVs and to heat that huge new igloo, the new citizen lowers the area's overall IQ by about half.

Why are you focusing on Gore rather than the clear evidence that the environment is in trouble? Do you not believe 98.5% of the scientific community? It's sad really.